I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?

Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

(Source: fionaelizabeth)

coolbloqqer:

do you ever get the feeling that your friends just dont care

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

asmilinggoddess:

dont tell me musical theater won’t be useful in the future when jean valjean managed to sing and choreograph his way out of being arrested like three times

(Source: aubreyplza)

Harry Potter meme:ten characters (6/10) - Minerva Mcgonagall

why in the world am i playing kim kardashian: hollywood?

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

  • Pilot!John: I looked you up on the internet last night
  • Pilot!Sherlock: Found anything interesting ?
  • Pilot!John: Yeah your grindr profile.
  • Pilot!Sherlock: ...
  • Pilot!John: So, you like military men ?

parksandtrekreation:

scotty’s face really sums it up

mustang-sal:

So this might be the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.

mustang-sal:

So this might be the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.

Make me choose: still-working-on-believing asked: Bashful/Shy Steve or Sassy Steve