i should’ve picked a less painful otp

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

(Source: failnation)

copsandgobblers:

my school is talking about internet safety or something

(Source: bongbonger)

sebastillestans:

i was watching the first avenger and wondering how Bucky knew Steve was getting his ass kicked in the back of some random alley behind a movie theatre

like does he just check alleyways whenever he’s walking down a street to see if Steve’s started another fight he can’t finish

the answer is probably yes

lordjonsnow:

APPARENTLY YOU MISSED THE BIGGEST ONE OF ALL

doctorwho:

the-boscombe-valley-mystery:

If I ever played the Doctor, all I would do on my days off is get into costume and run around London looking worried.

image

(Source: wardencas)

jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

(Source: mostly10)

vaginaboiwithabowtie:

Dobby’s first and last words.

paleolithics:

ven0moth:

i am going to kill all the hot people so i have no competition and i will be the hottest by default

but then you’re hot people so you have to kill yourself??


this fucking cast they actually put the names of their characters on their chairs when they were casting AND EVANS HAS DUMBBELLS ON HIS CHAIR this is fucking if this isn’t proof that marvel grows their actors on fucking trees on a farm idek what is.

this fucking cast they actually put the names of their characters on their chairs when they were casting AND EVANS HAS DUMBBELLS ON HIS CHAIR this is fucking if this isn’t proof that marvel grows their actors on fucking trees on a farm idek what is.

(Source: tcnystarkss)

a-great-perhaps-in-a-paper-town:

j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

Literally

a-great-perhaps-in-a-paper-town:

j-to-rule-the-world:

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

thats how you get laid ANYBODY

Literally

(Source: iggybolton)