I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?

Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)






If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

(Source: fionaelizabeth)


do you ever get the feeling that your friends just dont care


*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice


dont tell me musical theater won’t be useful in the future when jean valjean managed to sing and choreograph his way out of being arrested like three times

(Source: aubreyplza)

Harry Potter meme:ten characters (6/10) - Minerva Mcgonagall

why in the world am i playing kim kardashian: hollywood?



one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

  • Pilot!John: I looked you up on the internet last night
  • Pilot!Sherlock: Found anything interesting ?
  • Pilot!John: Yeah your grindr profile.
  • Pilot!Sherlock: ...
  • Pilot!John: So, you like military men ?


scotty’s face really sums it up


So this might be the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.


So this might be the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen.

Make me choose: still-working-on-believing asked: Bashful/Shy Steve or Sassy Steve